The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual
food, though they don'
t taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as
yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim Bob:
Mah corns dinn'
t grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my
two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!