The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!

crops by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

crops

when you boil shit and serve it with shrimp. then mash up lollipops and feed it to your cat and rub it in your creases. then wait overnight and eat it. then push your stomach until the food comes out your ass in food form. LOBE YOU

Lapoop: have you heard about crops

Oppose: I LOVE DOING crops

crops by indian seafood July 25, 2019

crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

crops are watered by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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