The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual
food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as
yams or squash. Poor
kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell
tis yar, so I took my
two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the
fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!