The children of a hillbilly
farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they
don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor
kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim
Bob:
Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis
yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!