Ryan's definitions

withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties

Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai

by Ryan May 6, 2003

PMP

PEE-EMM-PEE

Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.

Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.

PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1

by Ryan August 4, 2003

pwnd

1. When you kill, murder, eliminate, destroy, an Enemy with A lower-class weapon of the video game that is being played on A computer.

2. A more brutal version of the word owned (used on a computer only).

;powned was once known as owned.

This word can only be used as a sentece such as,
"pwnd."

by Ryan September 1, 2008

pedoperv

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

by Ryan January 3, 2005

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

by Ryan January 5, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004