Ryan's definitions

Pokédex

Whenever a Pokémon is first captured, its data will be added to a player's Pokédex, but in the anime or manga, the Pokédex is a comprehensive electronic reference encyclopedia, usually referred to in order to deliver exposition. of the fictional Pokémon world, Pokédex is used to refer to a list of Pokémon, usually a list of Pokémon by number. There are three different numbered Pokédex lists to date: the National Pokédex, introduced in Pokémon Red and Blue, the Johto Pokédex, introduced in Pokémon Gold and Silver, and the Hoenn Pokédex, introduced in Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire and expanded in Fire Red and Leaf Green. There was also a series of Pokédex toys.

Don't forget to use the Pokédex on your adventures Ash.

by Ryan September 7, 2008

gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

by ryan November 17, 2006

lions tail

Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some weed". "Nah, I dont want to get in trouble. Lets smoke some Lions tail".

by Ryan June 19, 2006

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 26, 2004

Yoder

When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."

When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."

by Ryan July 12, 2004

footyhead

one who chooses to live their lives according to a game that is generally homophobic but bases its play on men in small pants diving all over each other in the hope to grab hold of a small odd shaped ball.
a jock.

trent mccudden is a footyhead

by ryan July 23, 2003

breasticles

The part of a man more commonly referred to as pecs. Typically used when describing someone with manboobs.

Dag, yo. Get a load of his breasticles...

by Ryan May 14, 2004