crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 04, 2008

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 07, 2009

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 02, 2005

The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

by The Crunch Master July 02, 2017

crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

by bmoc November 09, 2003

Crunch

A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

"Kim, would you ever date that guy?"
"Nah Wang. He cute but he mad crunch doe."

by Mrs. 305 December 13, 2013