Carl: "Hey, there's Tom Cruise. What a buttock he is!"
Vic: "You are so correct, my man."

Dionne: "Lurlene fixed me up with a blind date last night. What a buttock!"
LaWanda: "Which one? Lurlene or your date?"
Dionne: "BOTH of them!"

Mom: "Stop picking your nose, Willy. Don't be a buttock!"

Buttock by Brawlin' Paddy August 5, 2005

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buttock

The left or right cheek on the buttocks

Kayvon: Hey anthony juilan nice buttock sir.

buttock by devin kon patel January 7, 2009

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Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

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buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

buttock exception by bird lawyer November 27, 2017

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