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The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
by ep42 April 23, 2009
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The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 18, 2011
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A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public
"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"
by Crotchington November 10, 2008
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An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.
Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018
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Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo February 02, 2016
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