conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"

by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008

conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by bert and ernie July 25, 2006

conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

by curbyfit January 18, 2012

concing

Short name for concussion jumping, or, using concussion grenades to perform trickjumps in the half-life mod, Team Fortress Classic. Started out with easy crap such as concmap_r, and now there are maps that are so fucking huge, you would go insane trying them.

"Who's up for some concing on concmap_cze_r?"

by Sam August 6, 2004