creof 

A friend that you invite to do something but you have different intentions.

I got John with a creof when i asked him to come over.

creof by blake got cake March 21, 2023

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.

I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.

Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

Creefie 

A photo which depicts persons photographing themselves. The subject of the photo is unaware they have been captured photographing themselves.

"That creefie of David Beckham and his kids just doesn't feel right."

"This magazine has absolutely no substance it's just one creefie after another."

Creefie by Sputafuoco September 15, 2014

crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

crewfan 

this word has its roots in Satanism. It is said that in the 16th century, red headed Satanists (gingers) would use the name to help identify others who worshipped Satan. Today, the word is still used to help Satanists communicate with each other. For example, one might put 'crewfan' in his Xbox Live gamertag, or in his Twitter name.

Chris: Hey whats your Xbox gamertag? I want to play you in FIFA.
Johnny: Johnny1994, what's yours?
Chris: Mine is Crewfan11
Johnny: You fucking devil worshiping crewfan piece of shit! I should have known you were in league with Satan when I saw your fucking bonfire ginger hair!

crewfan by Donald Ro. June 17, 2013

creosotic 

adj.
Extremely and morbidly obese

Derives from the Monty Python sketch about Mr. Creosote, a man who eats himself to a violent and disgusting death.

That man of creosotic proportions just ordered literally everything off the menu - make sure to avoid the ensuing streams of projectile vomit.

creosotic by Nerberta February 18, 2011

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Daniel Crofter Effect by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020