crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

Crofter’s pie 

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

Crofter’s pie by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

Crofters The Musical 

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

Crofters The Musical by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020