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To CROFT (verb)
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.

Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
Croft by Joerockhead July 25, 2013
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A person who is dictating, stubborn, and unwilling. They usually take the role of commanders or maybe even teachers. Don't get along with anybody.
You're being such a Croft!
Croft by NOSEBEST August 29, 2018
A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.
"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"
Croft by RedDan333 April 10, 2010
A poor attempt at "fixing" or upgrading an airsoft gun. Factors include poor workmanship, unsuited materials, assumed skill, & lack of tool control. Work & new parts may not as stated.
"Be careful, you might croft it"

"I may have to break out the dremel & do some crofting."

"His gun was totally crofted, wires hangin out!"
Croft by hotstryke April 1, 2009
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croft by oracle February 25, 2004

croft dusting 

queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;

Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.
She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.

croft steady 

a skateboarding / hip hop crew from swindon trying to keep the CROFT, STEADY!
person 1: hey who are them guy?
person 2: they are croft steady! they roll deep blud!
croft steady by croft steady October 16, 2008