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craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.
I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions
craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012

craptaculous 

spectacularly ridiculous; crap added as additional adjective to indicate level of stupidity.
If I didn't have to work on this craptaculous project, I would be able to go out with you.
craptaculous by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004

crabtrap 

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.
Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
crabtrap by danns October 17, 2008

Craptropolis 

A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.
Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?

No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
Craptropolis by joseph blough October 20, 2022

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.
Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...
craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008