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A guy who can entertain you forever. Total pot head though. His voice melts your heart and his looks turn you on to the max. Someone who is a player and comes across as a jerk but when you get to know him, you want him with you forever. Can break your heart with the snap of his fingers and make you cry from happiness with just one text. Seeing him gives you a total lady boner and his skills to sweep you off your feet are perfected. All you want when you see him is him in your bed. A jerk but also the best friend in the world. I love him.
-Woah! Who's that hottie?
-OMG he's such a total Vince right?! Complete chick magnet for me!
-I need to get closer to him! I need him now!
by The Secretive One November 03, 2013
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He is the sweetest guy in my life ! he was tall, white , and handsome. he is always there to make me smile ! he never let someone hurt me !! he truly love me :"> he give his time to me !! and he can do anything to make me smile :)
by Mihooo December 04, 2011
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A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.
Man, he's a total Vince.
I'm gonna get vinced tonight!!
by Danielle T. August 13, 2006
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the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3
Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !
by aassddffgghhjjkkll;;'' May 12, 2009
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THE REAL DEFINITION:
Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet.
Vince Schifani
by kjsdvflkcnj vj July 15, 2009
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The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
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