crabtrap 

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.

Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.

crabtrap by danns October 17, 2008

snappy crab trap 

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

craptrap 

1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.

I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.

craptrap by Cfire January 20, 2016

craptrap 

the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"

The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.

craptrap by charlie gone bad January 18, 2009

Alaskan Crab Trap 

2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.

In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"

Alaskan Crab Trap by JayPinda December 15, 2012

craptrap 

The most important fitting in what used to be known as the "smallest room in the house".

"Is Fred there?"
"No, he's been on the craptrap for the last couple of hours".

craptrap by Egotrippa September 27, 2005

craptrap 

Craptrap:
Luring someone into a debate in which you know they will exaggerate wildly.

"I set a craptrap for Helen when I suggested that her dad was was a dufus."

craptrap by sornptrigi May 3, 2016