by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008
Get the Coprophile mug.This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019
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The sexual fetish for poop. People with this fetish are most commonly sexually aroused by performing the act of or watching someone poop their pants, poop in their hand, poop on someone, eating poop, and other things. People with this fetish are also very commonly simply sexually attracted to the sight, scent and texture of poop. While it is a very taboo fetish and it seems small-scale, coprophilia is actually a surprisingly common fetish. And it’s a surprisingly popular sub-genre of porn. If anyone who reads this has this fetish or for some reason wants to see what the hell it’s all about, there are over 20 scat porn blogs on tumblr to peak your interest. Unlike most of the definitions on here, I actually wasted my time researching this fetish to benefit whoever might come across this.
Example A: “Kaitlyn took a massive shit on my chest last night, I came so hard, it was so hot and her shit smelled so rotten and intoxicating”
Example B: “I have a poop fetish, will you shit in my hand”?
Example C: “Alan gets turned on by watching his girlfriend poop her panties”.
Example D: “John has really been getting into coprophilia recently, it’s pretty strange”.
Example B: “I have a poop fetish, will you shit in my hand”?
Example C: “Alan gets turned on by watching his girlfriend poop her panties”.
Example D: “John has really been getting into coprophilia recently, it’s pretty strange”.
by StonerGod420 January 3, 2018
Get the Coprophilia mug.A. Gaining some sort of sexual satisfaction from feces.
B. What 90% of Urban Dictionary definitions are about.
B. What 90% of Urban Dictionary definitions are about.
A. Evan's ultimate fantasy is to have someone take a shit on him.
B. I've looked through 500 Urban Dictionary definitions today, and 450 of them were about coprophilia.
B. I've looked through 500 Urban Dictionary definitions today, and 450 of them were about coprophilia.
by Freud Eggs August 3, 2010
Get the Coprophilia mug.A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.
A love of the universe
A love of the universe
by DiversityOfThoughts May 23, 2011
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