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POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.

Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.
Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*

Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?
by DrizzyXL September 30, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Unlike some of the retarded, sexually related definitions on UrbanDictionary, this is the real meaning. A sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that Jaws brought. When they attack you, it's mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. Tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year...sharks: 7. Yet people continue to save up for "Save the Elephant/Tiger" funds.

Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.

They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?
Instead of writing a retarded sexually related definition, I've decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on UrbanDictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the sexual moves written on other definitions. ((Sharks))
by Perokitune February 18, 2011
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“Shark” is a term that originated from poker. A shark is a term used to describe a player with a tight- aggressive play style. This means that they fold the majority of their hands, but when they do play a hand, they usually make big, well placed bets. Most sharks are very good players.
Just don’t play at Table 3. That old guy with the brown hair is a shark. You’re gonna lose your money.
by Csal May 05, 2011
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nature's way of saying suck it bitch, stay out of the ocean.
Shark says 'This is my ocean bitch, stay out.'
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often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.
There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.
by Jonathan February 17, 2004
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Man or woman who is very aggresive with a straight foward style attitude. Typically a man or woman with an Aggressive play style who lives independently, prefers to not to be around other people and straight forward,blunt,outspoken, little to no fears, protective of his or hers close friends and familly and has a colder heart
Damn Jon is a Shark , hes very dominant

Jessica does not follow other people she is a shark who protects her man
by FlNYYK May 06, 2018
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