13 definitions by Johnny Hotnuts

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 1, 2008

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008

Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 16, 2008

Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008

Pinga

A Spanish slang word for penis.

Tu madre tiene mucho pelo en su pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008