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Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher
Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius
Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"
"They took my gun, confucamus!"
confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confuckamus 

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!
Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!
Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.
Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.
Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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