confuciusly

With characteristics similar to the wisdom and teaching of Confucius. Or, in Mike Tyson's case, the word you use when you can't remember or have never heard the words intensely, strictly, faithfully, rigorously, etc.

"I've been trainin' confuciusly." - Mike Tyson

by Piker Bill September 21, 2004

Confuciusly

To act in a manner showing wisdom and intelligence.

Ill give that idea a thorough thought *he strokes his chin confuciusly*

by TraceMP4 January 26, 2026

Confucius

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

Confucius

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

Confucius

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.

"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius

by History nut December 26, 2003

confucius say

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Confucius Say

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008