Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

confuckused 

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

confuckused by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

Confuckuated by iG00 March 13, 2022

Confuckeried 

Confused by one’s own fuckery.

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.

Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

Confuckeried 

When you become confused by your own fuckery

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020