confuckous 

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)

The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.

confuckous by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"

"They took my gun, confucamus!"

confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confuckamus 

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!

Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009