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Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore
i’m so confucked right now honestly
confucked by okden April 11, 2020

Confucked 

When you are equally confused as fucked
Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow
Confucked by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

confuckled 

Confuckled means being very very fucking confused.
"hey bruh les get it u no wut im sayin i mean u kno"
Stfu ur confuckling me.

Im so confuckled.