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SURPRISE COCKFAGS 

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.
A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006
The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.
Chris: Surprise, cockfags!
cockfag by Logz0r September 30, 2005
The act of receiving fellatio/head
"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"
Coofage by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020

cocoagoats

someone who has no life but they’re my mutual so… it makes them a little less of a loser. uhm, they’re kinda cool too :)
“do u know user cocoagoats“
hm, that one person that replies to ur comment in like 30 seconds?”
“huh….”
“nvm”
Term referring to a male who has a penis and in turn likes to recieve penis.
You're in for a surprise, Cockfag!
Cockfag by Talvin June 22, 2005
Cockfag, as opposed to cock or fag, is something that can be used to describe a person that is being a cock and a fag simultaniously.
Dan Wiese, stop being a cockfag!
cockfag by 223 December 22, 2005