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A word used to describe an 18 year old lover, not fighter, that is incapable of fighting his own battles but instead brings in people half his age to help him.
He is also an in-closet gay but the entire world knows his true feelings of lust and want towards males and their dicks.
"Kill yourself, you're such a cocofag."
cocofag by cocofag February 8, 2012
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SURPRISE COCKFAGS 

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.
A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006
The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.
Chris: Surprise, cockfags!
cockfag by Logz0r September 30, 2005
The act of receiving fellatio/head
"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"
Coofage by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020

cocoagoats

someone who has no life but they’re my mutual so… it makes them a little less of a loser. uhm, they’re kinda cool too :)
“do u know user cocoagoats“
hm, that one person that replies to ur comment in like 30 seconds?”
“huh….”
nvm
Term referring to a male who has a penis and in turn likes to recieve penis.
You're in for a surprise, Cockfag!
Cockfag by Talvin June 22, 2005
Cockfag, as opposed to cock or fag, is something that can be used to describe a person that is being a cock and a fag simultaniously.
Dan Wiese, stop being a cockfag!
cockfag by 223 December 22, 2005
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