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cockbaggery 

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.
That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.
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cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.
I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.
cockdaggered by The meerlion March 4, 2011

cocknagger 

jim: i nag your cock
tyler: damn yous cocknagger!
cocknagger by mr. nagger January 17, 2010

Cockgagger 

Person who can not perform oral sex on a man because of their gag reflex.
I thought she or he was going to be a good cocksucker but she or he turned out to be a cockgagger
Cockgagger by Cowchick65 May 1, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026