Cochfag

some one when drunk becomes extremely defensive of his or her drinks.

there is a possibility that this person is obsessed with sex, prevent them from doing it and prepare die!

hurt their car they'll hurt your face.
a genuine person who if they had the chance would probably have babies with otters.

that girl is such a cochfag

ohh my girlfriend is a cochfag

Cochfag by Babeshaw August 23, 2011

SURPRISE COCKFAGS 

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006

cockfag 

The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.

Chris: Surprise, cockfags!

cockfag by Logz0r September 30, 2005

Cockfag 

Term referring to a male who has a penis and in turn likes to recieve penis.

You're in for a surprise, Cockfag!

Cockfag by Talvin June 22, 2005

cockfag 

Cockfag, as opposed to cock or fag, is something that can be used to describe a person that is being a cock and a fag simultaniously.

Dan Wiese, stop being a cockfag!

cockfag by 223 December 22, 2005

cockfag 

A man who enjoys the company of another man's penis.

Nitro Ian

cockfag by skmastaz January 27, 2004

Surprise, Cockfags

Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.

This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.

"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."

Surprise, Cockfags by Furious 8 August 4, 2007