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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.
There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.
Cookage by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017
basically a substitute for anything innappropriate. Also a synonym for either genders.
Jon got his coosage sucked today.
We were walking around and allthesudden coosage happens.
coosage by coosage@eastside May 29, 2010
A peice off shit situation that involves a group off people
That was coonage

That one there was coonage
Coonage by Cash_n_bagz August 27, 2022
C: Do you like this cardigan
T:Yeah, it's well coolage!
Coolage by p and P February 25, 2009
The cooperate act of being cool.
Man, you guys are coolage.
coolage by moe November 17, 2004