Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

Coagulate

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016