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Cockulate
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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cockolate-chip cookie
A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
Cockatation
Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock
Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!
Cockatation by YankeeD June 30, 2017
cockanator
1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.
He's such a cockanator.
cockanator by define it now January 19, 2009
Cockanathan
A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.
Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!
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Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
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Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
Cockanathan by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011