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n. A Spencer is a guy you'd love to have as a boyfriend. He is sweet, loyal, and respectful. He's not afraid to be himself and he encourages you to break out of your shell when you're with him, too. He's a guy that you immediately are interested in, just with looks, they make you wonder and want to start talking to him. The minute you start talking to him you're glad you did, he's everything that anyone could ever want. He's fun and outgoing, yet so sweet and nice and cute towards his girlfriend. His girlfriend will get every other girl jealous and want a Spencer for themselves. He's a heart-breaker, that's for sure, but when he's dedicated to you he's all in for you. He'd do anything. He is truly amazing, and his looks are just a bonus. Holding hands with him & making long eye contact with him will give you butterflies for days. Kissing will give you probably the best feeling you could ever imagine, or better. Plus he is a pretty great kisser, just a bonus;)
But, his hugs are warm and comforting, he is honestly the best thing a girl could ask for to enter into her life.
A poll shows that this year 30,000,000+ girls have fallen for a young man named Spencer.

Boy1: yo is that the guy your girls been talking to?
Boy2: yeah
Boy1: dude, that's Spencer! you have no chance...:/
by spencer's ex November 25, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A guy that has eyes that can make you melt in 5 seconds. Really nice to girls, but too nice. Great guy, will be your best bud. He's cool with everyone and likes to give out hi-fives and fist bumps. Usually into sports, like soccer.
Hey whats up. I love soccer. My name is Spencer. I love basketball too.
by I LIKE SPENCER September 11, 2013
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It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
by DizzyLizzy December 22, 2006
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The best boyfriend you will ever have. He's nice,smart,athletic,and very loyal. He knows how to make a girl smile. He is very understanding.
Woah is that Spencer?
by Alexis Malin February 24, 2017
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a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet
he was being such a spencer to her last night, it was so cute :)
by yuuuuuuuoidf November 24, 2007
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A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
Girl: "Hey Spencer?"

Spencer: "What?"

Girl: "I love you."

Spencer: "I love you too."

Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."

Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
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