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cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.
Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.
cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004
Is that an angel nope just a cockateil
cockateil by Kirbee Da Cockateil December 22, 2017

Cockmate 

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.
Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.
Cockmate by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.
"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates
Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.
hot cocklate by ComDaddy November 2, 2015