cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

cockateil

A sweet little bird in the shape of a tater tot.

Is that an angel nope just a cockateil

by Kirbee Da Cockateil December 22, 2017

Cockmate

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007

Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.

by ComDaddy November 2, 2015