Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

cockulation

the calculation of ones cock.

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 5, 2010

Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018

cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

by eyewatch May 19, 2011

jockulation

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010