Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

Cockulator

When a Asian girl does math equations on your penis.

Brandon Ha walked in the room and showed everyone the equations on his cockulator

by Tekosha March 9, 2017

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004

copulator

An euphemism for the much cruder: fucker, sometimes: mother fucker

Leaving the Quick Stop market with his 12-pack, Elmer bid farewell to the doof at the register: 'See ya' later, copulator!'

by Century25 December 7, 2012