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cockulater 

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.
oh no my cockulater it broke
cockulater by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

cockolate-chip cookie 

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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