Coralus Cockius

The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.
Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller
by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009
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Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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