Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
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45

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.
Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!
by Sambiase March 29, 2015
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meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
by Sambiase February 07, 2013
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
by Sambiase August 27, 2013
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kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.
I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.
by Sambiase May 22, 2017
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!
by Sambiase September 02, 2013
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Floppy Kid

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase May 06, 2018
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