36 definitions by Sambiase
Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.
Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!
by Sambiase February 28, 2018
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
by Sambiase February 7, 2013
by Sambiase January 9, 2018
by Sambiase October 28, 2010
Defining someone as your next conquest; the person you deem fit to be your next sexual encounter; a declaration the the person you speak of will be your next fuck!
Dam dude! Look at Laura; she's definitely my nexual.
Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!
Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!
by Sambiase September 23, 2016
I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase February 16, 2018
a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
by Sambiase January 10, 2014