When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.
by Sambiase March 29, 2015
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
by Sambiase February 07, 2013
When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
by Sambiase August 27, 2013
by Sambiase May 22, 2017
When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
by Sambiase September 02, 2013
I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase May 06, 2018