Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

Chicken Tuna

Being incredibly fit; specially abs!
A great tight body.

Wow she’s incredible! Chicken Tuna!!

by Sambiase May 27, 2018

Bel Air Slap

An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.

Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!

by Sambiase March 30, 2022

Gennaro

Fast & Quick with the power of a Roman God!

Wow that frickn car flew by like a Gennaro!

by Sambiase October 28, 2010

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 01, 2022

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!

by Sambiase September 02, 2013

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 06, 2018