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mockortunity 

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.
My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
mockortunity by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008

cockportunity 

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

cockurtunity 

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.
Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.
cockurtunity by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015

cockatunity 

"waiting for the right cockatunity"
cockatunity by sneakypaws January 18, 2009

Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.
Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

Copportunity 

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."
Copportunity by Gabryelle August 27, 2009