cockurtunity 

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.

Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.

cockurtunity by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015

cockortunity 

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

cockortunity by entrep June 13, 2009

cockportunity 

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.

cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

cockportunity by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

cockatunity 

potential sex opportunity

( :) for a girl)

"waiting for the right cockatunity"

cockatunity by sneakypaws January 18, 2009

Cockatunity 

a guy who you may well be ending up in bed with. Also can be a night out or any other event with the possibility of getting some cock.

Girl 1: So, how's it going with dave?
Girl 2: Yeah, good, he's a definite cockatunity

or

Girl 1: Are we going out tonight?
Girl 2: Definitely, going out is an absolute cockatunity!

Cockatunity by MissRat September 6, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008