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Cockatunity 

a guy who you may well be ending up in bed with. Also can be a night out or any other event with the possibility of getting some cock.
Girl 1: So, how's it going with dave?
Girl 2: Yeah, good, he's a definite cockatunity

or

Girl 1: Are we going out tonight?
Girl 2: Definitely, going out is an absolute cockatunity!
Cockatunity by MissRat September 6, 2010
Related Words

cockortunity 

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.
"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."
cockortunity by entrep June 13, 2009

cockurtunity 

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.
Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.
cockurtunity by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026