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Comportunity

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The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.
Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.
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Cropportunity 

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a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity 

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An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.
How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!
Chopportunity by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

cockortunity 

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Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.
"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."
cockortunity by entrep June 13, 2009

Window of Craportunity

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The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

cockportunity 

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1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.
cockportunity by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

momportunity 

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a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.
While at the grocery store, I spotted a hot momportunity shopping with her kids.
momportunity by DRock500 March 22, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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