Copportunity

An opportunity to cop a feel.

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."

by Gabryelle August 27, 2009

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop-a-feel

I had a copportunity when hanging out with this girl last night, but her boyfriend showed up.

by _vlad_the_impaler April 14, 2010

Copportunity

The opportunity given to specifically cop a feel or buy something of interest.

I noticed my copportunity open up when her boyfriend left her side and she turned around and faced away from me.

My copportunity was lost when I went to the store and forgot my wallet at home.

by TheGuyFromToday November 11, 2014

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

by grassp February 17, 2021

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010