cockportunity

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.

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What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

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cockortunity

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

by entrep June 13, 2009

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cockurtunity

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.

Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.

by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015

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Coopportunity

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

by the wiss January 11, 2011

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Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

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