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cockortunity 

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.
"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."
cockortunity by entrep June 13, 2009

cockurtunity 

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.
Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.
cockurtunity by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015

Coopportunity 

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.
Coopportunity by the wiss January 11, 2011

Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.
Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

Copportunity 

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."
Copportunity by Gabryelle August 27, 2009

Copportunity 

I had a copportunity when hanging out with this girl last night, but her boyfriend showed up.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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