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1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.
by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010
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1. A crazed person of African descent convinced that (s)he descended from the ancient tribes of Israel.
2. Someone who will approach you if you're Jewish, asking what tribe you're from, after which you will regret ever responding if you answer him.
3. A hilarious lunatic who delights people all around campus with his antics.
2. Someone who will approach you if you're Jewish, asking what tribe you're from, after which you will regret ever responding if you answer him.
3. A hilarious lunatic who delights people all around campus with his antics.
Did you see that weirdo on the train? I haven't seen someone that crazed since that Black Israelite approached me in front of Hillel!
by andrewfrombk December 08, 2008
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