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cockoon
noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."
Perhaps one day a butterfly.
Perhaps one day a butterfly.
cockoon by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009
Related Words
cockoon • Cockooning • Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis • cockmonster • Cocoon • cocooning • cockcoon • Cockoo • Cockbonnet • cockmonch
cockornot
cockornot is a term used to describe an individual of uncertain sexual orientation or sexual confusion. Similar to the Saturday Night Live sketches of "It's Pat"
Who is that cockornot?
Is that a women or just another cockornot?
It's Pat is so 90's , cockornot is mellenium!
Is that a women or just another cockornot?
It's Pat is so 90's , cockornot is mellenium!
cockornot by ItsPat is Back January 20, 2018
cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
COVID cocoon
Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.
He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.
COVID cocoon by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Cocooning
When someone excludes themselves from society and attempts to improve on a certain factor of themselves such as a particular skill, their personal appearance or an assignment so when they're done they feel like a beautiful butterfly.
Person A: "Is Andrew coming to the party?"
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Cocooning by theguyfromthepole November 9, 2013
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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