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Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...
"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"
Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

Cockonoscopy 

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.
Cockonoscopy by sexperts February 1, 2010
the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
cockroot by daniel jones June 23, 2006

cocksnott 

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"
That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!
cocksnott by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cockernet 

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.
Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.
cockernet by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008
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