Luddz's definitions

Ascob

A gentleman who fucks like a Cocker Spaniel.

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."

by Luddz May 25, 2015

bridge builder

A peace maker, an arbitrator.

The bridge builder helps each opposing side to understand the positions of the other and tries to reconcile differences in a way fair to all.

by Luddz June 5, 2015

cultural lag

a community or nation that is less developed in art or literature than in its industry and sports.

The cultural lag of that country deprived it of any interests the tourists might have.

by Luddz June 5, 2015

dabster

A person who dabbles with a task (or anything else) but is not highly proficient at it and does not devote much time to it.

Both Churchill and Eisenhower were dabsters in painting.

by Luddz June 6, 2015

Webster's Dictionary

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.

Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

by Luddz May 27, 2015

Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .

When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

LDS

The more proper term, to refer to a 'Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saint' --instead of the possibly slightly derogatory epithet 'Mormon'. Also, it may be more proper to say 'LDS' -- as in, "He's LDS" and not "He's an LDS" --unless one says "He's an LDS member.'

Are you LDS?

by Luddz February 2, 2015