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Ascob

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."
by Luddz May 25, 2015
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Manifest Abstraction

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."
by Luddz May 17, 2015
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mystery tour

A short journey, especially with a group of other people in a bus, to visit places that are kept secret from you until you get there; often, this is done by management of a rock band or a musical establishment -- because it sees only the bottom line in entertainment or --namely the cash value of the group.
"We were taken on a mystery tour to some charity event would rather not mention!" "They don't respect our talents, they see us as only a money cow." "I've had enough of this crap!"
by Luddz September 12, 2015
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categorically needy

People who fall into one or another category and thus may be eligible for public assistance.
She knew that since her husband had left her with five children, and that she hadn't had a job in ten years, she was one of those destitute persons who had now become categorically needy.
by Luddz June 29, 2015
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cultural lag

a community or nation that is less developed in art or literature than in its industry and sports.
The cultural lag of that country deprived it of any interests the tourists might have.
by Luddz June 5, 2015
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earwitness

Someone who hears but does not see an event
The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog
by Luddz July 20, 2015
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Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .
When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.
by Luddz January 31, 2015
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