Luddz's definitions

Ork

screw in a bizarre manner

they thought he was a cow orker, but he was just a yes-man.

by Luddz January 28, 2015

Truth

Something many people obstinately believe to be fact -- even when disproved.

The flood myth is a truth many cannot live without believing

by Luddz January 30, 2015

Sex

the male version of love.

He knew that he was in sex with her from the beginning

by Luddz January 31, 2015

accunting

A woman on a rampage to seek and destroy

"Watch out, that corporate manager is accunting today.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .

When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

Oxford English Dictionary

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.

"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."

by Luddz January 31, 2015

Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

by Luddz February 1, 2015