person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

cockcoon by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

Cockcoon by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

orange cockcoon

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock

Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...

orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007

cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

Poon Coccoon by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026