A Pat is an epic and really cool dude that wants to help everyone he meets. He is caring and sweet, and will try his best everyday. But at the same time, he could be the scariest person ever. WARNING: DONT MESS WITH A PAT
Today I met Pat and he was really cool, we should all be really cool buddies.
by HeyLookItsThatGuyOverThere March 16, 2017
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The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
His girlfriend made him pat last night, isn't that embarrassing.
by LCPL USMC Ret. January 16, 2006
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Similar to a pile of horse shit but often mistake for a bag of mangled donkey dicks.
Oh hey Pat! Oops sorry that’s just an old bag of mangled donkey dicks.

Man that pile of shit makes me think of Pat. Oh wait, that is Pat. Hey Pat! Damn it’s actually another bag of mangled donkey dicks.
by MBP2000 August 16, 2019
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The word Pat is short for, Perfect, attractive and tempting. It is often used by girls, who finds a man very attractive.
A:''Hey check out that dude in the bar, he looks hansome''
B:''yeah, he is truly a pat''.
by Nowaiiii September 05, 2010
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A person that looks like a man and a woman. From old SNL skit.
-Dude, check ou that chick, how fucking ugly.

-No way man, that is totally a guy.

-I think it is a Pat.
by pat hughes December 15, 2005
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A Pat is a non-gender specific person. In other words, a Pat is a person whose gender cannot be determined by the common onlooker. The term "Pat" is given to these people because it's a non-gender specific name. The person could be a Patrick or a Patricia. To be safe, we call these folks Pat. How to spot a Pat:

a) Pats tend to wear Sketchers (or Crocs), cheap wristwatches, and unisex slacks

b) Pats are normally overweight. In this sense, you cannot tell if 'it' has man-boobs or actual breasts.

c) Pats often adorn shirts with horses, wolves, or Disney characters on them. Tourist shits in general are also the preferred clothing of the Pat

d) Pats sport androgynous haircuts- short, sometimes spiky.
Is that person a man or a woman?

It's a Pat.
by patspotter101 April 10, 2010
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