Door

Family member: *doesn't close door*
Me: Haven't you people ever heard of closing gosh dang door? *blasts I write sins not tragedies*

by Joshuagraham February 24, 2018

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A person who often doesn't show heavy emotion or have large reactions

"Damn, Colton's really a door sometimes"

by Nyoka77 April 11, 2021

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A magic place of entrance, in which people can enter a place then remove the entry hole by closing it. It prevents drafts and people seeing you fuck. Also zombies can't open them.

"Phil, check out that sweet door, you can walk through it, go on walk through it you silly cunt"

by tbelphegor January 17, 2009

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YOUR A FUCKING FAT LOSER IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A DOOR IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Doors are non existent in poor countries

by FatMuffin44 October 8, 2017

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Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

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