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clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

cluttercore

Cluttercore is the aesthetic creating complex piles of clutter, collected goods, or otherwise junk.
Girl: wow, great cluttercore apartment
Guy: thanks, I don't clean
cluttercore by College burnout December 17, 2021

cluttoris 

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
cluttoris by WayneL April 21, 2008

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Christmas Clutter 

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.
By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!
Christmas Clutter by macrent2 December 2, 2009

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.
Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?
Clustershart by bastont July 23, 2009