kilkrazy's definitions

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

jugular

Describes a woman who has significantly large or attractive breasts (jugs).

"Look at her over there, she's pretty jugular."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

sponds

Noun: British slang term meaning

A) money in general, especially cash
B) pounds sterling

An abbreviation of the slang term "spondulicks".

My car insurance has gone up to £1,200 a year after I lost my no-claims bonus.

That's a lot of sponds!

by Kilkrazy April 21, 2005

stuff

Noun.

A project management term used to describe technical processes, particularly programming, to people who wouldn't understand them if they were described fully.

We'll rough you up a set of graphics and a project definition. When you've signed that off, we'll do stuff until the project is finished. The stuff will probably take about 3 months.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.

A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

love hotel

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

by kilkrazy July 7, 2005

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004