jugular

Describes a woman who has significantly large or attractive breasts (jugs).

"Look at her over there, she's pretty jugular."

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

qualitay

The word 'quality' is often mis-used to mean 'of good quality' although its true meaning is neutral (good quality, poor quality, etc.)

'Qualitay' is a deliberate misspelling and mis-pronunciation of the word 'quality'. It is used jokingly to mean 'good' -- in other words it absorbs the incorrect meaning assigned by many people to 'quality'.

I think the new iMac G5 looks qualitay.

by Kilkrazy September 24, 2004

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 01, 2004

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 02, 2004

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005