kilkrazy's definitions

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

The Force

An ironic or sarcastic phrase. It's used in unfortunate situations caused by bad luck or stupidity, to indicate annoyance and incomprehension at the undesireable turn of events. It derives from the Star Wars movies, where Jedi characters use The Force to perform various unlikely acts.

Person A. The car has run out of petrol.

Person B. Great! How are we going to get to the wedding on time? Use The Force?

by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

love hotel

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

by kilkrazy July 7, 2005

qualitay

The word 'quality' is often mis-used to mean 'of good quality' although its true meaning is neutral (good quality, poor quality, etc.)

'Qualitay' is a deliberate misspelling and mis-pronunciation of the word 'quality'. It is used jokingly to mean 'good' -- in other words it absorbs the incorrect meaning assigned by many people to 'quality'.

I think the new iMac G5 looks qualitay.

by Kilkrazy September 24, 2004

Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.

A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

stuff

Noun.

A project management term used to describe technical processes, particularly programming, to people who wouldn't understand them if they were described fully.

We'll rough you up a set of graphics and a project definition. When you've signed that off, we'll do stuff until the project is finished. The stuff will probably take about 3 months.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005