Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.
Gained popularity on late nighttelevision(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.
Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"
Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"
Similar to Clusterfuck except it's full of shit. (not just feces)
This gives a person more of an agony and WTF on their moment.
If you know about Clusterfuck being how chaotic it is, wait till you knew about Clustershit which means it is just exactly like it except it's full of shit.
A construction goes well but suddenly some mistake made it happen and considered a clusterfuck but it goes worse when many "shits" add up. Thus, it is named Clustershit.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)