clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Clutteration

When a person keeps items of significant and/or no significant relevance, yet hides them in certain parts of their residents; such as closets, drawers, cabinets, etc. instead of throwing them away or organizing them in their proper place.

Please help me get better with my clutteration problem.

Clutteration by APhillips June 4, 2015

Clustration 

The impact of a cluster fuck situation. The annoyance one feels when a situation is disorganized, contains too many idiots or lacks common sense.

Usually experienced at work, parties or social circles.

John – “Can you believe people found out they had new bosses by reading an announcement about organizational changes?”

Jane – “Yeah, that division is a total clustration!!!”

Clustration by myahyvette July 6, 2010

clutterator 

A clutterator is one who enthusiastically, efficiently, and effectively eliminates clutter in all its many forms.

Think Terminator takes on hoarder. A clutterator is one who assaults clutter with a vengeance, using a bull dozer or automatic weapons, if necessary. This is the person you call when you can't take it anymore. The clutterator takes no excuses and no prisoners.

clutterator by the original clutterator October 20, 2012

clusterbation 

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset

That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.

clusterbation by Sturm March 31, 2008

clustercation 

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.

The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.

clustercation by texlex61 April 20, 2011

Clitteration

The sensation of complete and utter stimulation of the clit causing screaming orgasms.

“Oh my god Becky! Last night he gave me the ultimate clitteration! I think I woke the neighbors”

Clitteration by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020